Saturday, October 26, 2013

Ghost jokes

can I get a wooooooo?
We have taken ghost walks in many cities, and always had a great time. These ghosties  line our walkway and light our way home each night.
Two jokes  for you:
Why don't mummies take vacations? They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.
a quote by Rita Rudner  "Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didn’t know what to do! I’d knock on people’s doors and go, "Trick or treat." "No thank you"

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