Mark my word... Cole's ponderings

Cole here, to update you on my Very Important Life. Look at this place I found.

Back story. My momma is very sensitive to chemicals especially the mosquito spray so many of our eejit neighbors do every three weeks.
 It's serious, people.

We have to hide in the house for two days and Dad takes me for a ride in the car to a place that doesn't spray so I can do business.
Three days after the last spray, we all left for a walk in this other neighborhood.

I had to let every dog there know, right off the bat that I was here. Cole is here!
 Old King Cole
Cole Porter (I'm jazzy)
Cole, the hunter.

 I walked about a block and got hot.
 I don't tolerate discomfort well, and I never have. There's just no reason to.
I don't see the point.

When you're hot, stop and find shade. Even if you are only a little hot, and your people are pulling the leash and saying, "come on Cole" and "we just started Cole"...don't let that bother you.
Find the first comfy place and just stop walking, they'll get over it.

Have a seat, point out the convenient human sized bench since your people aren't smart enough to lay down on cool grass.

Like this.
Now they make a fuss when you lay down but Momma at least is easily distracted by flowers...

 In fact some butterflies were all over momma and we decided they must think her shirt looked like a flower color. I imagined them saying...

Butterfly to it's family members over dinner, "You should have been there! It was the biggest pink flower I've ever seen. It didn't have any pollen or nectar though.... weird!"

Haha I crack myself up talking about bugs! Poodle humor!

hmmm she does kind of look like Crepe Myrtles....
Anyway, I rested, then felt sorry for my people and walked with them the rest of the way.

It's okay. I let them know I am the guiding force around here. I am the tour guide. Then I rewarded them with my company while we walked.
Oh and I did business along the way. Hey, you other dogs know what I mean right? It's good to be in a family and sometimes you gotta compromise. I love my people! Are you all having a nice summer?
 Cole out