Let me see them closer... hand over the evidence
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| willful destruction of property |
well.
They do smell a bit like my spit.
Only, I have a busy life you know and I have little self control and I have only a few minutes at a time where I can concentrate and I don't spend it remembering! There's a lot to do around here.
What? What papers?
oh.
Welllllllllllll, I suppose a dog could have found some papers on the table, and might have thought his paw-rents no longer wanted them since they were lying around on said table, and maybe they slipped off the table to the floor when a nose touched them, and possibly got chewed up accidentally when the dog's teeth got tangled up in them.
Yeah, that's my story, I'm sticking to it.
Are we done yet? Can we please go for a walk and forget all about this nasty business and the waterboarding that went on...
LeeAnna: What!!! You'd better stop that! You know you got in the sprinklers all by yourself!
Tell the truth! Those wet curls didn't show up all by themseles!
Do you think people might have on their sprinklers? I need a drink!
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truth is overrated.... and I lie like a carpet too... or maybe we are lie-ons so we can lie on and on instead to roar?
Oh Milo - just like having a toddler in the house. But you just need to give mom a little kiss/lick and I'm sure you are forgiven.
Hi Milo,
It is all your paw-rents fault for leaving papers around. Same thing with shoes or anything they don't want chewed. Geez - I would have thought you have them all taught and smart by now. We can give them a little break - some people learn at different speeds, and they are stressed about finding a house/moving. So keep your patience, good boy, and keep working with them. ~smile~ Roseanne
LOL. There's so many versions of the truth.
Well, Milo, when the pawrents allow you to chew up magazines and catalogs, etc., they can hardly expect you to ignore loose papers hanging around. The sprinklers OTOH, what's up with that? Be kind to Mama. She's a little stressed out right now.
Pat
Heh, heh. Personally, I'd say the neighborhood cat was responsible but that's just me.
Your fur-iends,
Sam & Elsa🐾
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