Monday Mischief, poodle personal ad

Awwww   Mommy's little praying mantis

I laughed so much at Jen's newfies personal ads I wanted to do one for Cole...

 Even older folks need love... never too late... here goes...

Cole, age almost 13, Black standard poodle
"Only dog"

Looking for a good female companion.
One who doesn't mind being told what to do now and then, and if I don't tell her she just knows what to do.
I like quiet dogs who make me laugh as I tend to the serious.
 I love a girl who knows how to play, but can also just mill around the yard in the off times.
I enjoy hunting, so she better be okay with that, and help when I need someone to double team a squirrel.

Dining Al Fresco, join me won't you??

I'll share food, and toys, beds and snuggles, and I'm fiercely protective of those I love.
 (My motto is, If you don't like 'em,  I don't like 'em)

I might not be willing to share my duck toy.
Or the giraffe ball.
But all the others are okay.

Must be a good conversationalist. I have a lot to say and my people have no idea what I am trying to get across.
If she is bilingual.... poodle to human..... that would be a plus.

Yep, sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits

I don't care about looks, but warning, my people are way into the grooming so she should expect monthly baths and shaves.
Mainly I want someone to share time with, lying on the bed together, sharing a good ear lick.

If interested, fill out an application and I'll think about it. I'll google you, do a bit of research, ask around, sniff where you've been, and make an informed decision.
Cole  AKA  Cole Porter Paylor