I deserve a bone

I just want to be alone

Yesterday was a very stressful poodle day. All the poodles around here had to get a bath and haircut.
 Mommy looks at me with the scissors in her hand. SNIP! SHAVE! She's all, "Cole stand still!"
A big bag of my hair was taken away and I smell like, omg, soap. That's just not natural.
Then again, it's cooler, the neighbors all said I was handsome, and mommy seems happier.
Let me tell you guys, if the mommy ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
I deserve a bone.
Cole