Sunday, April 5, 2015
But you only asked me twice!! Monday Mischief
"Hey Cole, you want to go for a walk?" Most times I have to ask many times before he agrees.
He tips his head, thinking it over. Waiting for a an engraved invitation possibly. Sometimes like today he doesn't even move, just watches me. Inscrutable.
He often just sits watching me pull on my shoes, getting my hat, finding my keys, all the while, basically begging him to come with me. There are times I walk over and put on his collar while he's still on his perch.
This day I wanted to get moving so I asked, repeated myself once then said, okay I'll be back in a minute.
I had a very relaxing walk, didn't stop once to sniff or pee or argue with a squirrel.
When I got back Cole was not only off his perch but pretty ticked off.
I can only imagine what he was thinking....
Cole: " Okay, wait for the third or fourth invitation, just to let her beg me as she should since I am the life of this party... (slam)
Hey.... wait just a poodle pickin' minute!!!
She left me!
She's walking without me! Everyone knows she has no sense of direction and left without a leash! OMG!
(Stew, stew, stew) Feels like she's been gone for hours. She must be lost.
What's that?: Momma coming back finally? Well she can just take me on my walk now.
That's right, I'm right here at the door, waiting... if I could have put on my own leash I would have, now lets go for the REAL walk, Come on momma! Come!
And none of that stupid walk around-the-corner-and-back stuff... oh no....a for reals walk!. I am going to smell it all and pee on it twice. Now lets go! ( she is so unpredictable)
She only asked twice!!!