Monday, February 16, 2015

Monday Mischief, poodle personal ad

Awwww   Mommy's little praying mantis
I laughed so much at Jen's newfies personal ads I wanted to do one for Cole...

 Even older folks need love... never too late... here goes...

Cole, age almost 13, Black standard poodle
"Only dog"

Looking for a good female companion.
One who doesn't mind being told what to do now and then, and if I don't tell her she just knows what to do.
I like quiet dogs who make me laugh as I tend to the serious.
 I love a girl who knows how to play, but can also just mill around the yard in the off times.
I enjoy hunting, so she better be okay with that, and help when I need someone to double team a squirrel.
Dining Al Fresco, join me won't you??
I'll share food, and toys, beds and snuggles, and I'm fiercely protective of those I love.
 (My motto is, If you don't like 'em,  I don't like 'em)

I might not be willing to share my duck toy.
Or the giraffe ball.
But all the others are okay.

Must be a good conversationalist. I have a lot to say and my people have no idea what I am trying to get across.
If she is bilingual.... poodle to human..... that would be a plus.

Yep, sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits
I don't care about looks, but warning, my people are way into the grooming so she should expect monthly baths and shaves.
Mainly I want someone to share time with, lying on the bed together, sharing a good ear lick.

If interested, fill out an application and I'll think about it. I'll google you, do a bit of research, ask around, sniff where you've been, and make an informed decision.
Cole  AKA  Cole Porter Paylor

12 comments:

  1. Haha! What a catch you would be! Love this! Loved Brown Newfies post as well!! Good luck finding the perfect gal-pal!

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  2. If only Piglet were still here....

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    1. ooooh piglet was a beautiful girl, what a nugget! I miss her.
      Cole

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  3. Cole, you're a gem - I'm sure there is a gal out there for you!

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  4. That's adorable. Love this: "I might not be willing to share my duck toy.
    Or the giraffe ball.
    But all the others are okay."

    --Wags (and purrs) from Life with Dogs and Cats.

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  5. Hi Y'all!

    Oh that ad is a winner! If I was a gal poodle I'd be knockin' at your door!

    Y'all come on by,
    Hawk aka BrownDog

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  6. I laughed at Jen's V-Day post too! And I'm laughing at yours! These are priceless. I love the hat!

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  7. "Sometimes I just sits" BOL! You'll find that special someone soon. Great personal ad! *wags* - Gilligan from WagsAhoy.com

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  8. Who could resist a chance to meet this charming fellow??!! My cats would even like to meet him. They are friendly and curious.

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